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missl0nelyhearts: “ 148km: “ snapesgrudge: “ snapesgrudge: “ medvezhka: “ snapesgrudge: “ mentethemage: “ the ultimate bff necklace ” #and nine #nine were given to the race of Men #who above all else #desire pizza ” #lord of the pizzas: fellowship of...
mentethemage

the ultimate bff necklace

snapesgrudge

 #and nine #nine were given to the race of Men #who above all else #desire pizza

medvezhka

 #lord of the pizzas: fellowship of the slice #lord of the pizzas: the two toppings #lord of the pizzas: return of the breadsticks

snapesgrudge

 #one calzone to rule them all

snapesgrudge

 #one does not simply walk into the low-cal calzone zone

148km

#they’re taking the hobbits to pizza hut

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you spelled jewelry wrong in your tags!

geekstudio answered:

I’m Canadian. We spell it jewellery :)

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i have never heard of this before what other things do canadians spell wrong

geek-studio

hahaha There are actually a lot of words that are spelt differently between the US and Canada/the UK/Australia/ect.  The United States has simplified a lot of words. Canada is one of the countries that uses the original British spelling of words and not the simplified versions. Most of the differences are just letters taken out.

jewellery vs jewelry
cheque vs check (referring to a bank ‘check’)
colour vs color
sulphur vs sulfur
humour vs humor
flavour vs flavor (there are a lot of these where the ‘u’ is dropped in the US spelling)
theatre vs theater (a lot of these too where ‘re’ become ‘er’ in US spelling)

 The US is pretty much the only English speaking country that spells words that way :)

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Have we Americans really that ignorant that we say everyone else is ‘wrong’ with whatever they do?

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Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

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roaringstream

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

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Aaand that was Ron

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Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

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this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

roaringstream

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

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Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

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this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

roaringstream

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

torios

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

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i trusted you

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